Pokemon Go Jokes for Kids! by Travis Kalenborn

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.How does a vampire start a letter? 'Tomb it may concern.'.What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.Why are sports stadiums always so cold? They’re filled with fans.What did the volcano say to the other? I lava you.What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear.What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.Why do dogs like cell phones? They have collar ID.What is the name of the horse next door? Neigh-bor.Where do cows go for fun? The moo-vies.How do bees get to school? A school buzz.Why couldn't the pony sing a song? She was a little horse.Why couldn't the duck stop laughing? He was quacking up.Who wears shoes while sleeping? A horse.What’s a frog’s favorite game? Leapfrog.What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow.Why did the turkey join a band? So she could use her drumsticks.What it it called when a dinosaur makes a soccer goal? A dino-score.Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank.What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrele-phant.Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It's one or the udder.How much money does a skunk have? One scent.What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.What did the dog magician say? Lab-racadabra!.What type of snake ate all the desserts? A pie-thon.What did the birds call the owl telling jokes? Hoot-larious.What do eats eat for dessert? Chocolate mouse.How do ducks celebrate 4th of July? Firequackers.Why are fish so smart? They live in schools.What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because it's always spotted.What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator.What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.What do you write in a rabbit's birthday card? Hoppy birthday!.What do you call birds falling in love? Tweet hearts.How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade? A sour puss.Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.We've broken them down by category, but all the jokes are pretty punny - we swear. Ready to get the littlest people in your life laughing? Here are 125 funny jokes for kids that will make even the most serious adult smile. 101 questions for kids to get to know them better.101 'Would You Rather' game questions for parents and kids.

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Pokemon Go Jokes for Kids! by Travis Kalenborn